Dealing with US Police | Dealing with US Police |
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Di seguito alcuni, ritengo utili, consigli su come rapportarsi con la Polizia negli States, stilati dal famoso Dave Smith di P1. Here are just few of my “Nevers when dealing with the Police!” 1. Never run from me. My dog likes it, and I’ll just find you again… soon. 2. Never put your hands where I can’t see them… ever! 3. Never touch me, just pretend I am on fire because you will get burned. 4. Never fail to stop when I turn on my lights to pull you over; “World’s Greatest Chases” isn’t a reality show you want to get on. 5. Never argue with me. I am looking for facts not opinion… least of all yours. 6. Never lie to me, I am not one of your parents, and I probably already know more than you think. 7. Never get involved in a police action if you aren’t the complainant, a witness, or a suspect… it usually doesn’t go well. 8. Never tell me you have only had two beers, tell me the truth… we have tests. 9. Never threaten your kids with the police unless, of course, they need to be arrested! 10. Never tell me you didn’t know “that” was against the law; it doesn’t get you off and makes you look even dumber.
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